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HoldMyBeers™️ The Strife Jacket

HoldMyBeers™️ The Strife Jacket

Regular price $49.90
Regular price $99.00 Sale price $49.90
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12 Can Capacity (Half Slab)

Hands Free for Handshakes/SwordFights

Free delivery Australia-wide

Color: Khaki Jacket
Fast delivery & free returns

30-day risk
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Care Instructions

The Strife Jacket™️ should only be handwashed. Do not machine wash or dry. Most spills will wipe right off.

Disclaimer

Although goodtimes are near guaranteed with every purchase and use, always pay attention to local laws, and as much as you don't want to hear it from us or your parents - Drink Responsibly

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Ditch that heavy esky.

This is the ultimate hands-free wingman for every beach, BBQ, and backyard session this holiday season. 


Tired of juggling beers, keys, and your phone while the sun beats down? The Strife Jacket is the only tactical vest built specifically for the crucial mission of keeping you stocked and hands-free,

All. Summer. Long. 



Built for the Australian Summer 🇦🇺

 

12-Can Capacity: Load up half a full slab of cold ones, ready to go right where you need them, chilling comfortably against your core.

Built-in Insulation: The robust, padded polyester lining acts as a personal soft cooler, keeping your beers cooler for longer than a standard bag.

Mission Ready: Features fully adjustable side straps for a perfect fit over a t-shirt or a polo. One size fits almost all Aussies.

Stealth Inner Pocket: Securely stash your keys, phone, wallet, or even a classic Australian snack in the hidden internal zipper pocket.

Built Tough: Made with durable, spill-proof polyester that can handle the sand, the heat, and the inevitable holiday rough-and-tumble.


Bundle The Strife Jacket with our infamous Sneaky Silicone Sleeves!

The Ultimate Camouflage: Slip a sleeve over any 375ml can. Instantly, your favourite beer is disguised as a can of generic soda (think Coke, Fanta, etc.).

Insulated Advantage: Made from thick, premium-grade silicone, these sleeves provide an extra layer of insulation, helping to keep the cold in and the warm Aussie heat out.

Keep it Discreet: Ideal for those family Christmas gatherings, crowded public beaches, or anywhere you need to keep your party running on the down-low.


 

Grab the Jacket, Hide with Stealth Sleeves, and Sip Respon-silly.


Have questions?

Q. What's the actual size range?

The Strife Jacket is a one-size-fits-most design, built for utility. With fully adjustable shoulder and side straps, it comfortably fits most adults up to a 115cm chest. It's all about getting a secure, locked-in fit.

Q. Can it really hold 12 cans without them falling out?

Absolutely. The pockets are snug and deep, designed specifically for standard 375ml cans. Once they're in, they're in. You can bend over, mosh, or run for the bus without a single one hitting the deck.

Q: Is it obvious and bulky, or pretty low-key?

Let's be real, you're wearing a dozen beers. It's 'tactical', not invisible. For maximum stealth, that's what our soft drink skins are for. They let you and your 12-pack fly completely under the radar.

Q. How do I clean it if I spill something?

Easy. The tough polyester material can be wiped clean with a damp cloth. For a proper de-funking, a quick hand wash and air dry will have it ready for the next mission.

Q. Can I run it with the HMB Beer Belt?

Welcome to the big leagues. Strapping the 6-pack belt over the 12-can jacket is what we call "BenderBot Mode." Eighteen beers on your person. You already sound like a future legend.

You'll love The Strife Jacket

BUILT TOUGH

Tough Polyester build handles spills and scuffles without a flinch.

STEALTH DESIGN

Hidden Pockets for phone/snacks/misc. We saw nothin'.

HANDS FREE

12 Cans on your person and you still have 2 to lend. Show-off.

30 DAY RETURNS

Backed by our 30 Day money back guarantee.