Ditch that heavy esky.
THE FULL MONTY
Total Tactical Supremacy.
18 Cans Loaded. Maximum Stealth.
Stop playing around. The FULL MONTY is the complete tactical loadout for the soldier of leisure who refuses to compromise on capacity, concealment, or core temperature. This bundle is engineered for entire weekends, epic road trips, and any marathon session where you need a full 18-pack strapped, chilled, and disguised.
This is the entire arsenal in one deployment kit:
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The Strife Jacket (x1): 12-Can, core-cooling vest.
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The Tactical Beer Belt (x1): 6-Can, hands-free load-bearer.
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The Stealth Can Sleeve (x18): Enough camouflage for every single can in the loadout.
The Grand Strategy: 18-Pack Deployment
Capacity. Anonymity. Immortality (of the session).
18-Can Strategic Capacity: Carry a full 18-pack (three-quarters of a slab) of cold ones without ever lifting a finger. The Strife Jacket handles the heavy 12-can core load, while the Tactical Beer Belt provides the quick-access, hands-free Solo-Sixer deployment right on your waist.
Maximum Covert Ops: With eighteen Stealth Silicone Sleeves, you achieve 100% camouflage across your entire arsenal. Every can is instantly disguised as a generic soda, guaranteeing maximum discretion from the beach crowd to the most judgmental family member.
Triple-Layer Thermal Defense: Your beers are protected by three layers of insulation: the padded lining of the jacket, the heavy-duty rip-stop construction of the belt, and the thick, premium-grade silicone of the sleeves. Your last beer will be as cold as the one you started with.
Hands-Free & Secure: Load the Strife Jacket, secure the Beer Belt (with its adjustable strap and Quick-Release buckle), and stash your phone/wallet/keys in both the jacket's inner pocket and the belt's "Covert Ops" zippered compartment. You are fully loaded and completely unburdened.
The Silent Sipper Advantage: The soft sleeves eliminate noisy can clinking and prevent messy condensation, maintaining your low profile while you enjoy a perfect, quiet grip.
Go All In. Secure The Full Monty.
This isn't just a collection of gear; it's a complete, integrated system. It's the ultimate answer to warm beer, heavy lifting, and unwanted attention.
Achieve Total Hydration Dominance and Sip Respon-silly.
BUILT TOUGH
Tough Polyester build handles spills and scuffles without a flinch.
STEALTH DESIGN
Hidden Pockets for phone/snacks/misc. We saw nothin'.
HANDS FREE
12 Cans on your person and you still have 2 to lend. Show-off.
30 DAY RETURNS
Backed by our 30 Day money back guarantee.