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HoldMyBeers™️ THE STRIFE JACKET +

HoldMyBeers™️ THE STRIFE JACKET +

Regular price $179.95
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Holds 12 Cans, Hides 12 Cans

Bender Bot Compatible

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Care Instructions

The Strife Jacket™️ should only be handwashed. Do not machine wash or dry. Most spills will wipe right off.

The Stealth Sleeve is made from high-quality silicone and requires gentle cleaning to ensure its longevity and performance.

Handwash only using mild soap (like antibacterial hand soap) and warm water.

AVOID- Dishwashers, washing machines, harsh chemical cleaners, abrasive brushes, and direct heat.

Disclaimer

Although goodtimes are near guaranteed with every purchase and use, always pay attention to local laws, and as much as you don't want to hear it from us or your parents - Drink Responsibly

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Ditch that heavy esky.

THE STRIFE JACKET +

Mission-Critical Loadout:
12 Beers Hidden. 12 Beers Chilled.
Total Tactical Advantage.

When the mission demands high-capacity hydration coupled with absolute discretion, you need the Strife Jacket + Bundle. This is the complete, hands-free loadout engineered to ensure your twelve favourite cold ones are perfectly concealed, superbly insulated, and always on hand, from the crowded beach to the rowdiest family BBQ.

This bundle delivers peak performance with:

  1. The Strife Jacket (x1): High-capacity, core-cooling tactical vest.

  2. The Stealth Can Sleeve (x12): Enough camouflage for every single can.


The Ultimate Camouflaged Cooler

Loaded Capacity. Locked-Down Secrecy.

12-Can Tactical Capacity: The Strife Jacket serves as your ultimate hands-free wingman, securely carrying half a slab of 375ml ammunition, chilling comfortably against your core for instant access.

Complete Anonymity Upgrade: The inclusion of twelve Stealth Silicone Sleeves means every single can is instantly transformed into a highly believable generic soda. Your beverage choices remain entirely your secret, even up close.

Multi-Layer Thermal Defense: The robust, insulated lining of the jacket acts as the primary cooler, while the thick, premium-grade silicone of the sleeves provides the crucial secondary thermal barrier. This dual-action system defeats the brutal Australian sun, ensuring your beer stays ice-cold, from the first load to the last sip.

Mission-Ready Comfort: With fully adjustable side straps, the jacket fits snugly over any summer gear. The soft, flexible sleeves provide a firm, quiet grip, eliminating annoying clinking and condensation rings (The Silent Sipper advantage).

Stealth Inner Pocket: Securely stash all your mission-critical accessories—phone, wallet, and keys—in the hidden internal zipper pocket, leaving your hands completely free to handle the day's demands.

Zero Compromise on Summer Hydration.

This bundle is for the serious soldier of leisure. Why choose between capacity and concealment when you can have both?

Grab the Jacket, Load the Disguise, and Sip Respon-silly.

Have questions?

Q. What's the actual size range?

The Strife Jacket is a one-size-fits-most design, built for utility. With fully adjustable shoulder and side straps, it comfortably fits most adults up to a 115cm chest. It's all about getting a secure, locked-in fit.

Q. Can it really hold 12 cans without them falling out?

Absolutely. The pockets are snug and deep, designed specifically for standard 375ml cans. Once they're in, they're in. You can bend over, mosh, or run for the bus without a single one hitting the deck.

Q: Is it obvious and bulky, or pretty low-key?

Let's be real, you're wearing a dozen beers. It's 'tactical', not invisible. For maximum stealth, that's what our soft drink skins are for. They let you and your 12-pack fly completely under the radar.

Q. How do I clean it if I spill something?

Easy. The tough polyester material can be wiped clean with a damp cloth. For a proper de-funking, a quick hand wash and air dry will have it ready for the next mission.

Q. Can I run it with the HMB Beer Belt?

Welcome to the big leagues. Strapping the 6-pack belt over the 12-can jacket is what we call "BenderBot Mode." Eighteen beers on your person. You already sound like a future legend.

BUILT TOUGH

Tough Polyester build handles spills and scuffles without a flinch.

STEALTH DESIGN

Hidden Pockets for phone/snacks/misc. We saw nothin'.

HANDS FREE

12 Cans on your person and you still have 2 to lend. Show-off.

30 DAY RETURNS

Backed by our 30 Day money back guarantee.