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HoldMyBeers™️ THE BEER BELT +

HoldMyBeers™️ THE BEER BELT +

Regular price $99.90
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The Ultimate Festival Flex

Quality Designs to Mix & Match

Free delivery Australia-wide

Color: Black Jacket
Fast delivery & free returns

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Care Instructions

The Stealth Sleeve is made from high-quality silicone and requires gentle cleaning to ensure its longevity and performance.

Handwash only using mild soap (like antibacterial hand soap) and warm water.

Pat dry with a lint-free cloth or clean towel. Air dry completely before storing or using.

AVOID- Dishwashers, washing machines, harsh chemical cleaners, abrasive brushes, and direct heat.

Disclaimer

Heads up, Mission Control: The Stealth Silicone Sleeves are designed strictly as a novelty item for superior thermal insulation and anonymous consumption. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any specific beverage brand whose packaging these sleeves may resemble. The responsibility for adhering to all local laws, ordinances, and venue rules regarding the consumption of beverages remains solely with the operator (that’s you, mate).

Sip responsibly.

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THE BEER BELT + BUNDLE

Contents: 1 x Beer Belt (Tactical Polyester) + 6 x Stealth Silicone Sleeves

Price: AU$99.95 (Saves $19.90 off individual item pricing)

Mission-Ready Hydration:
The Ultimate Covert Ops Combo.

The Beer Belt Plus is the essential kit for any Aussie session that requires maximum capacity and complete anonymity. This bundle combines the heavy-duty carrying power of the Beer Belt with the discrete camouflage and thermal defense of the Stealth Sleeves, giving you the ultimate advantage on the frontline of any party.

Forget juggling warm cans and attracting unwanted attention—this kit is designed for freedom and prolonged chill.

Your Tactical Advantage:

Weaponised Capacity (The Belt): Constructed from military-grade, rip-stop tactical polyester, the Beer Belt is the hands-free hydration hardware. It features six front-facing can holsters locked, loaded, and ready for rapid deployment. Perfect for commanding the BBQ, dominating backyard cricket, or navigating a crowded festival.

Ultimate Camouflage (The Sleeves): Instantly transform your favourite beer into a highly believable generic soda. The 6 Stealth Silicone Sleeves wrap every can in a discreet, iconic red fizzy design, ensuring your beverage choice remains strictly on the down-low.

Double-Layered Thermal Defense: The soft, thick silicone of the Sleeves traps the cold at the source, while the Beer Belt’s construction maintains the seal. This ultimate combination defeats the brutal Australian sun, ensuring your last sip is as cold as the first.

Covert Ops Storage: Stash your phone, wallet, and keys securely in the Beer Belt’s discrete, zippered "Covert Ops" pocket, keeping your hands free and your essentials safe while you focus on the mission.


Secure the Goods. Hide the Party.
Sip Respon-silly.

BUILT TOUGH

6 Thick Silicone Sleeves ready to Party.

STEALTH DESIGN

Designs so good, you'll forget you're drinking.

HANDS FREE

Keep ya beers covered to keep yourself free

30 DAY RETURNS

Backed by our 30 Day money back guarantee.

Have questions?

Do these things actually fool anyone?

They’re the ultimate camouflage. Your frothy instantly looks like a generic can of highly-believable fizzy drink. Perfect for park sessions or judgment from Uncle Garry.

Are they just a disguise, or are they good koozies?

Both, mate. They’re thick, premium-grade silicone, not cheap foam. They trap the cold in anywhere the sleeve is touching, giving you superior thermal defense against the brutal Aussie sun. Top and bottom of the can will be exposed.

Do they fit the big 500ml cans?

Negative. They are specifically sized for standard 375ml cans (your usual lager, cider, or spirit mix). Stick to the standard ammo size for perfect stealth.

Are they hard to get on and off when the can is wet?

They’re flexible and designed to slip on and off pretty effortlessly. They fit snugly enough not to slip while you’re mid-high-five, though.

Can I run it with the HMB Beer Belt?

These sleeve are the perfect buddy to both the belt and jacket. They both grab attention but with the sleeves at work, no side-eyes or second takes by the boys(andgirls)inblue.

Loved by Aussies!